Rick! You aren't answering your phone. I can't believe you! That news article was ridiculous. No one was asking you to make a big fuss over Valentine's Day you know! You think I don't know what to expect of you? I wasn't expecting anything from you, not a card, not a flower, just your same loser excuses about never having any money because the radio station pays us in bread crumbs. You're the one who chose to buy a sign for me...and if you didn't want to do it, you shouldn't have done it. You're a grown man. Shame on you for airing your insecurities about our relationship in public. How about I make things real simple for you and let you off the hook? No more grand romantic gestures, required, we're through!